Brother: Aw, shit.
Me: What?
B: The girl that thinks I'm a Jew wants me to host an information booth about the Jewish Club we're starting at school.
M: Ha. Ha.
B: Sigh. lol Get this. A club named God's Annointed Mime Ministry is also going to be there ( Read more... )

Brother: Hum. (thoughtful). Apparently at one time i typed "hard anal" in the Google search bar.

Boy (little brother): I just read an amusing anti-evolution "article"Me: orly ( Read more... )

My brother is truly unique ( Read more... )

My brother is an amazing person. Funny unlike anyone I ever knew.

Brother: wanna go to kunicon
me: the animu convention? no
Brother: why not
me: it costs like $43
Brother: WHY YOU NEED $43 TO GET IN GEEK CONVENTION. CIRCUSES ONLY COST LIKE $10. THE DIFFERENCE IS FAT GUYS IN SAILOR MOON OUTFITSBrother: omg their advertizing cowboy cheerleader ( Read more... )